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  • Ann Ruben
    06-30 07:29 PM
    An H-1 would give you more flexibilty to change employers once you are here. However, the earliest that you could begin work here in H-1 status would be Oct. 1st of this year. With an L-1, you could presumably come right away. If an L-1A is possible, that could pave the way for a significantly easier and faster route to a green card.

    Also, it is possible that in the not too distant future Congress could pass legislation to allow same sex spouses to confer derivative immigration benefits on each other. Check out the website: www.immigration equality.org




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  • GCtogo
    07-25 06:11 PM
    Yes. I am working for a Consulting company and I filed labour in PERM process.




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  • Iammontoya
    05-29 12:30 PM
    you can control the camera... just use the same technique as you do with the rest. On the left panel, select the camera option and go to town!

    Good luck!

    As you start building more complex animations and objects, you will definitely want to move away to a different product. HOwever, the render engine is still awesome.

    So.. you could go to 3dmax with the Swift plugin.




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  • Student with no hopes
    01-20 09:06 AM
    What happens to the people who graduated from the institute and applied for gc on its basis?



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  • Wolf
    08-20 03:06 PM
    Well i didnt wanted to import a maya object to swift3d, i was just replying to helgi's question. with 3dstudiomax you can import and export an object to swift3d, its an advantage because what you can do in swift3d its more limited that in 3dstudiomax...so try to make a "mesh" of an object in 3d studio and export to swift3d so you can export this object has a *.swf. now make this object in swift3d only...compare the quality of the object, and the size of the file almost the same. Test it.




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  • IneedAllGreen
    09-24 01:23 PM
    Hi,

    I would like to know that can I apply for EAD extension for me and my wife since my I-140 application was denined last year. We have already appeal for decision on I-140 application to AAO office. I am intend to get my wife's EAD extended by year end.

    Thanks for your time reading this thread.



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  • Templarian
    04-16 03:47 AM
    Getting Started (http://create.msdn.com/en-us/home/getting_started)

    You will be using XNA Game Studio (installs into Visual Studio), to develop games. All your time other than for graphics will be spent in Visual Studio 2010. Highly recommend you have a device. Testing in the emulator is not the greatest for games.

    Note: All you need is the freely available tools (Express Editions). Having the student or paid versions does not really benefit those using the XNA Game Studio, or building applications for WP7. I'm sure that page says that, just didn't want you to get confused.

    If you have done any other game programming you will find everything pretty easy, just takes a bit to get use to. It sounds like you are new to C#, but don't worry most tutorials are setup in a way this shouldn't be a problem.

    The MSDN Create site has code samples and there are lengthy tutorials online that will help you get started with XNA.




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  • pappu
    06-28 01:28 PM
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  • kirupa
    08-26 03:58 AM
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  • snhn
    07-14 03:59 PM
    mine was 3 years ago. i got a respond from them in favor of me in about a month. however USCIS status page still shows as pending. Go figure.



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  • roseball
    07-27 06:23 PM
    It was a nightmare for few weeks but, long story short...I got my new passport after the Embassy cannot find my original I sent for renewal. Please let me know if I need to get it stamped within any timeframe. My current I-797 expires MAY 2010. I have an approved 140 and EAD but my attourney suggested to stay on H1B.

    Appreciate your feedback and help in this matter.

    Thank you for your time and consideration.

    You dont need a visa stamp on your new passport unless you want to use it to re-enter US when you travel. There is no time line associated with getting a visa stamp. You just need to make sure you keep extending your H1 status and get an I-94 with the extension approval. If you have an AP you can use it for re-entering and still can continue working on H1 for the same employer. Else, when you travel the next time, you can setup a visa appointment and get H1 stamped on your new passport.




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  • sivananda
    03-30 12:30 PM
    Hi,
    My first 3 year of H-1 is about to expire in October 2009.

    My employer is planning to apply for extension by premium processing in the next few weeks.

    My question:
    What if the H1 extension is rejected? Am I considered to be in legal status till October? I hope the original H1 is still in good position till October even though if my employer filing of extension is rejected.

    Please help with your answers.

    Thanks a lot.



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  • Blog Feeds
    12-18 03:40 PM
    Individuals who apply for a non-immigrant visa must be admissible to enter the United States. Inadmissible grounds to deny entry into the U.S. include, but not limited to the following:



    Communicable disease;
    Criminal record involving crimes of moral turpitude;
    Possession of or trafficking in a controlled substance;
    Trafficking persons;
    Involved in money laundering;
    Previously removed (deported) or previously overstayed a period of admission to the U.S.

    If a non-immigrant visa holder subsequently becomes inadmissible and thus ineligible to enter the United States, depending on the inadmissibility ground, the visa holder may apply in advance of travel for a temporary waiver of inadmissibility. The waiver application is applied directly to U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) prior to travel. Along with the signed Form I-192, Application for Advance Permission to Enter as Nonimmigrant, the applicant must submit the filing fee of $545, an official police record from country of nationality, proof of citizenship, and supporting documentation regarding the inadmissibility showing rehabilitation and character reformation. For questions concerning eligibility of the temporary waiver application, or any other area of immigration, call Kraft & Associates at 214-999-9999.



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  • STAmisha
    01-22 05:41 PM
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  • raysaikat
    02-03 10:04 PM
    Hi,

    I just became unemployed (today) but I obtained my GC through employment about 2 years ago. I have some questions:

    I am planning to spend about a week or 2 in Canada, will that cause me any problems when I come back to the US? I will keep job hunting in Canada but for a job in the US as I intend to stay in the US.

    No. If you however plan to be outside US for more than 6 months, then you might need to take some precautions so that your green card is not invalidated.

    Am I entitled to unemployment benefits since I have a GC?

    Yes.

    Will my layoff create any problems for me when I want to become a citizen of the US in about 3 years?

    Thank you so much.

    It will not.

    In general, as a green card holder, you have all rights and all responsibilities (including going to war for US in case the congress institutes draft) of a U.S. citizen, except voting rights. See the welcome letter you received with your green card.




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  • blitz456
    06-08 12:31 AM
    Hi

    I am about to start my process for green card. Not the best of times to file, but I absolutely cant afford to lose more time. My filing would be in EB3 as I have a 3 year bachelor degree. I have a professional accounting degree also but I dont think I would be making use of it. My approach right now is of least risk.

    What I am little concerned about is the designation / job code to use. Though I have worked as a Programmer Analyst till now for 8 years now with some elements of Business Analysis - my idea is file as a Systems Analyst (Onet code - 15-1051.00 ). The reasons are two fold - one, to allow me to work as Business / Financial Analyst when I decide to change my role couple of years down the line and second, to limit the number of responses to advert given present market conditions.

    I am not sure if what I am trying to do has any risks. My lawyer suggests that I should put only and only those elements in advert, for which I can provide experience letters at I 140 stage. So the exact business analysis elements may be difficult to get, but I see the job description at Onet site can quite fit my profile well. (I have done requirements analysis in my last job)

    Also I am wondering if I need this approach at all. Like if I would want to work as a Business Analyst later on, I could file an another labor in anycase - the time lags to get 485 cleared are so long that I can get another labor approved before I apply for 485. This way right now I can get the priority date crystallized first up and care about job role later on.

    However I dont know if the other reason - to prevent too many applications by posting this job code is a pragmatic one or not.

    Please advise. Thanks much in advance.



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  • jasmin45
    07-22 07:42 PM
    Hi my wife is missing her birth certificate can i aplly with all the rest of the documents and send it in later beacause it can take some time to find it in russia or any other suggestions thanks
    Affadivit for Birth certificates from parents will be fine. you must have 2 affadivits for the missing birth certificates stating the reason for non availability of birth certificates, person's relationship with the applicant and the circumstances for knowledge of birth. It is always advisible to provide additional documents like school leaving certificates etc.. as proof of birth date, place and parents names along with affadivit to substantiate the evidance in support for missing birth certificate.




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  • brawn81
    01-27 01:02 PM
    I am not an anti immigrant because I am an immigrant. I posted this because everybody know how antis are marketing/advertising against us.




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  • viswanadh73
    12-10 10:32 AM
    congratulations on approval of I-140. which center did you applyed for and what is the PD?




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    02-07 08:30 AM
    When it comes to the Visa Waiver program, clients often ask me, what happens when a Visa Waiver traveler who is in the U.S. visits a third, non-adjacent country, and then seeks to return to the U.S.? Do they receive a new 90-day period upon re-entering the United States? What if they go to Mexico or Canada or another adjacent country?

    According to the CBP, An alien admitted into the United States under the Visa Waiver Program (VWP) who departs to visit a third country other than contiguous territory or an adjacent island and then returns to the United States to apply for admission as a temporary visitor for business or pleasure under the VWP, would receive a new 90-period of admission if he is found to be admissible.

    If the same alien traveled only to foreign contiguous territory or an adjacent island, he would generally be readmitted for the balance of his original period of admission if found to be admissible. An alien is this situation may request to be admitted for a new 90-day period and be admitted for that new period if slbe is found to be admissible.

    Please note that any VWP applicant for admission must establish his admissibility to the satisfaction of the inspecting CBP officers. An alien seeking a new 90-day period of admission under the VWP after departing the United States to "visit" a third country should expect to undergo greater scrutiny than most other VWP applicants. So this is possible but expect a tough time trying to get back in.




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    stemcell
    06-15 04:50 PM
    The Conrad 30 J1 waiver program has been extended to September 09.
    I believe IV core has been actively pursuing the Conrad 30 Improvement act. Can core please update us regarding the chances of this legislation passing in September 09 ?



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