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  • 1human1
    03-04 07:58 PM
    any suggestions/answers pls? thanks

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  • realist
    12-07 10:35 AM
    The DREAM Act could come up for a cloture vote as early as this week, but faces tough opposition from Republicans -- including a few who, like McCain, previously supported the bill.

    Some will likely vote against the DREAM Act citing timing. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) plans to bring up the bill for a cloture vote as early as Wednesday, but all 42 Republican senators have said they would filibuster any bills not related to tax cuts.

    As the Senate struggles to come to agreement on the tax cuts and other issues, the DREAM Act could lose its few Republican supporters. Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Ind.), a co-sponsor of the DREAM Act, would vote against the bill if it came up this week, spokesman Mark Helmke said.

    "You have to handle the spending bills, tax legislation and START first," Helmke said. "If we get those three things, he's willing to stay in and take up the DREAM Act."
    Others Republican senators oppose the bill on its substance, even those who supported previous iterations of the bill. McCain now supports increased border enforcement and argues the border should be secured before the Senate can take up immigration issues such as the DREAM Act. Buchanan, his spokeswoman, attributed McCain's change in position to the increase in drug cartel violence in Mexico near the United States border.

    Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) was an original sponsor of the bill in 2001. Earlier in the year, he seemed supportive of the DREAM Act when he was asked about the bill at a town hall meeting.

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    01-13 08:32 AM
    I have a similar situation. I-140 approved, waiting to file I-485.

    Will INS extend the visa if 6 the year of H1-B expires , say in about 5 months?

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  • mp2007
    12-23 08:07 PM
    The USCIS Webmaster has returned to work. His EAD must have expired on Friday hence the site must have gone down, but the new one is approved and hence the site is up.


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  • Ashendarai
    11-09 08:04 PM

    how is it possible to change jobs while the GC application is pending (part of the July 07 madness). Supposedly there is the AC21 form, is there an example how this form should be filled, and what other documents should be included? How long does it take to approve? (for driver's license, traveling, etc.). Does it have to be filed with H1B extension?

    The new job offer is 25% pay increase, otherwise very similar, could that be a problem?

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  • polk881
    01-26 10:58 AM
    Hi. I just e-filed my I-539, status of change request from F-1 to H-4. I just found out that I chose "North Korea" for my citizenship, while it was supposed to be "South Korea". I chose "South Korea" for the passport issuance country.

    How can I fix this? Should I attach a letter explaining this, when sending the supporting documents? What else supporting documents should I submit, other than my husband(H-1)'s paystub, I-129 approval notice and our marriage certificate?

    Thanks in advance.


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  • sendmailtojk
    07-19 11:44 AM
    Is it mandatory to spend [B]at least[B] 6 months residing in the US every calendar year after obtaining a GC? :confused:

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  • imm_pro
    03-26 05:23 PM

    Can anyone share the experience of H1 Visa stamping in Hyderabad. As per their web site they need quite a lot of documentation. Not sure if such doecumentation is required for visa revalidation (same category - H1) as well.


    Not sure if this would be helpful to you - but my friend's wife got her first time H4 stamping done in Hyd recently without any issues.
    Documents asked were recent paystubs and last year's W2.


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  • boneheaded
    05-24 08:11 PM
    if you're dragging the object in the scene, that would scale the object. to move the camera, click in an empty space and drag (to zoom, right click and drag).
    here's a link to some tutorials that will give you some insight on the tools: (
    first link on th page-swift3d2 will bring up 15-20 tutorials.

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  • vedicman
    01-25 12:46 PM
    (I will appreciate if anyone could help me figure out how to create a new thread.)


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  • krish2005
    12-04 11:33 AM
    Some signs of good recovery. If this trend continues then there will be lesser pressure on the H1 noose.

    U.S. job data gives boost to recovery hopes | Reuters (

    Hope such lower trends make them give us EB2 and 3 waiters a good break....:D:D

    Greens if this post interests some of us.

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  • styrum
    02-16 01:01 PM
    Requiring experience in addition to MS degree is considered "normal" for positions in Job Zone V. Whether it's more likely to trigger an audit or not - I doubt anybody will be able to tell you. For that somebody has to have experience of filing two PERMS, almost identical except for the experience requirement. I doubt many people have such an experience


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  • sgupta33
    09-19 12:34 PM
    Hello All,

    The Washington Post - Metro Section - has an article on the rally in today's paper.
    Have others come across any other papers carrying articles on the rally?


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  • wandmaker
    11-05 01:28 PM
    Hi guys,

    My LCA got denied today (reason unknown) and my H1-B has expired on Nov. 1 as well. :(

    I also have a pending I-485 petition with approved I-140. I also have a valid EAD. So I assume, I am currently shifted to AOS pending status working on EAD.

    My question is whether this denial negatively affects my pending I-485 application? I assume not but just wanted to confirm anyways :confused:

    Thanks for you responses.

    Your H1B LCA denial will not have negative impacts on your GC. To keep the records clean, fill out a new I-9 form and submit to HR.


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  • prom2
    07-26 01:48 PM
    Let's start a thread with Jun-Jul-Aug I-485 receipts information.

    Please share your experiences with receipts.

    If you call USCIS asking for receipts, please post the info you got.

    If your checks were cashed, please post it.

    If you have any update, please share it.

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  • GCAmigo
    12-24 08:24 PM
    What does this mean?


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  • bouncer
    11-06 01:39 AM
    Hi bouncer!
    You need a clientaccesspolicy.xml file that allows you to make accesses across domains:

    Kirupa :P

    Hi Kirupa,

    Thanks for your answer and the Karen's link. I was reading your article " Preloading and Displaying an Image " . Great article. Do you have any idea to write an article based on todays question?

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  • willwin
    07-30 06:21 PM
    Not trying to steal this thread.

    I am completing my 6 years as well. My I140 is approved and pursuing Consular Processing.

    My H1B extension has been filed. Is it true that H1B extensions are rejected these days without proper reasons whatsoever?

    And, if everything looks good, is a 3 year extension certain?

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  • Green_Always
    07-30 09:32 PM
    mubarak ho..

    03-28 08:21 PM
    I am in the same situation . The responses from the lawyer are Incorrect .I spoke to my companies attorney and they advised me to apply the H4 extension in Premium and then go with the new H1 in regular so that your H4 ext will be approved first and able to maintain the status until Oct 07

    11-16 05:27 PM
    Congratulations on clearing your wife's FBI name check process. That is an important barrier to cross over.

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